After a long week, you totally need these tweets to relax your mind.
On arriving at the ATM, there was no cash in any of the machines. But luckily there was a business minded young man sitting with his POS giving people cash at different charges for different amounts. pic.twitter.com/zjGBqBtLoO
— Muhammad Abdurrahman (@dullarh) March 20, 2018
Stages of Twitter :
1) Create an account
2) You don't understand
3) You left for a few months
4) You returned
5) You become addicted
— Mackmillian leshomo (@Leshomo) March 21, 2018
Nigerian 1: I went to work despite having mad headache yesterday
Nigerian 2: Your own small, i went to work with 6 broken ribs and punctured lungs https://t.co/o5S1stewfP
— Bouff Daddy™ (@malik_pinmouth) March 22, 2018
MFM allows wearing trouser in US & UK branches, yet frown at earrings in Nigeria
Does it mean the God of dollar & pound is different from The God of Naira. pic.twitter.com/WM8yTX37cH
— Sarcastic Frank™ (@franklinto) March 21, 2018
All those students who used to go and call teachers during free period, I hope you're working with the Ministry of Education now😹😹
— zeeeeeeeee💕💕💕💕💕 (@adorkor_) March 20, 2018
May we all have our blessings multipled by 12 for the rest of 2018. https://t.co/s0Hrj4neS3
— Ronke Lawal (@ronkelawal) March 20, 2018
"Do not trespass on this land".
"My land is mine while your life is yours. Let's not trespass on each other's property".
"Prayer is a very fast way to meet God. Trespassing on this land is faster". pic.twitter.com/vFenljrFCw
— Josh I (@sire_liljosh) March 23, 2018
The hustle is not complete without God.
Don't play yourself
— Temitope Agboola™ (@topgee992) March 21, 2018
I have been walking around inside Shoprite with a basket waiting for a Nigerian artiste to do God’s plan! 😭😭😭
— THISISDOTUN.COM (@ThisIsDotun) March 20, 2018
Nigerian lecturers and "Tear a sheet of paper". pic.twitter.com/QptXI7IJDF
— 😉 (@Iam_Abdulaxis) March 21, 2018
You know those tables we’re always talking about shaking? This is NOT one of them. This is the table other tables want to be like when they grow up. Table that did not bother finishing University, but has 6 doctorates and over $100billion. THE TABLE! pic.twitter.com/eDIpGCrWpK
— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) March 24, 2018
A great weekend to you, dear readers.